LADIES AND GENTELMEN...
As part of an ethno-musicological research project, funded by the National Endowmental for the ARTS... We finally have... ALL the lyrics to: Momma don't allow no
Guitar playing 'round here...
Momma don't allow no
Guitar playing 'round here...
Momma don't allow no
Guitar playing 'round here...
I don't care what Momma don't allow,
gonna play my Guitar anyhow...
Honey, Baby, Mine...
Momma don't allow no
Banjo Pickin' 'round here...
Momma don't allow no
Banjo Pickin' 'round here...
I don't care what Momma don't allow,
gonna Pick my Banjo anyhow...
Honey, Baby, Mine...
Momma don't allow no
Fill in the blank songs 'round here...
Momma don't allow no
Fill in the blank songs 'round here...
I don't care what Momma don't allow,
gonna Sing my fill in the blank songs anyhow...
Honey, Baby, Mine...
Momma don't allow no
Topless dancing 'round here...
Momma don't allow no
Topless dancing 'round here...
I don't care what Momma don't allow,
gonna shake my (crude, sexist language deleted) anyhow...
Honey, Baby, Mine...
Yonder go a man with a pack on his back, Honey...
Yonder go a man with a pack on his back, Babe...
Yonder go a man with a pack on his back,
packing all the crawdads he can pack...
It's the same tune, Honey, Baby, Mine...
Momma don't allow no
running around naked with a bone in his nose 'round here...
Momma don't allow no
running around naked with a bone in his nose 'round here...
I don't care what Momma don't allow,
gonna run around naked with a bone in my nose anyhow...
Honey, Baby, Mine...
Momma don't allow no
Jumpin down, turning 'round and pickin a bale of cotton 'round here...
Momma don't allow no
Jumpin down, turning 'round and pickin a bale of cotton 'round here...
I don't care what Momma don't allow,
gonna Jump down, turn around and pick a bale of cotton anyhow...
Honey, Baby, Mine...
Momma don't allow no
%@*&@#$%@$ @$%((*& @%@ 'round here...
Momma don't allow no
%@*&@#$%@$ @$%((*& @%@ 'round here...
I don't care what Momma don't allow,
gonna %@*&@#$%@$ @$%((*& @%@ anyhow...
Honey, Baby, Mine...
Momma don't allow no
Flying in a spaceship filled with aliens 'round here...
Momma don't allow no
Flying in a spaceship filled with aliens 'round here...
I don't care what Momma don't allow,
gonna beam me up anyhow...
Honey, Baby, Mine...
Momma don't allow no
typing goofy song lyrics on the internet 'round here...
Momma don't allow no
Typing goofy song lyrics on the internet 'round here...
I don't care what Momma don't allow,
gonna email this song anyhow...
Honey, Baby, Mine...
Momma don't allow no
Snarfling the garfok 'round here...
Momma don't allow no
Snarfling the garfok 'round here...
I don't care what Momma don't allow,
gonna Snarfle like a CONEHEAD anyhow...
Honey, Baby, Mine...
Momma don't allow no
Magic Mushroom eating 'round here...
Momma don't allow no
Magic Mushroom eating 'round here...
I don't care what Momma don't allow,
gonna meet GOD anyhow...
Honey, Baby, Mine...
Momma don't allow no
(it's your turn to write some cubist words) 'round here...
Momma don't allow no
(it's your turn to write some bebop words) 'round here...
I don't care what Momma don't allow,
gonna _________ ______ _______ _____ anyhow...
Honey, Baby, Mine...
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